Being polite, you answer the questions like:

Then the teacher thinks you’re not listening so you get punished, and you look at your seatmate like:

Then he/she starts talking again and you’re like:

She’s like

And I’m like

And then there’s me.

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His son laughed and hugged her.

He said, 

“I don’t need that, I’m dating Mark.”

Joke’s on you Mom.

The Cat Daddy:

The Dougie:

A sunken chest with no booty.